I passed out halfway through the show (because I was a child who had no business being there in the first place), but ever since that night I’ve had a passion for entertaining, and for making others laugh. Then and there, 12-year-old me fell in love with comedy. He opened the show by telling the clapping audience to shut up, then dove right into a vulgar pussy fart joke. When I was a kid, my mother snuck me into a George Carlin show at The Kravis Center in West Palm Beach, Florida. Instead, I followed my passion and wrote this cartoon. Oh, I also earned my MBA at the University of Miami, but decided to waste all of that time and money by never utilizing it. We started writing Roads to Rome together in 2017 and it’s been my obsession ever since. Over the years, those jokes matured to more well-tuned fart jokes and more obscure, yet classy, dick references. Ryco and I met in college, where the foundation of our comedy-writing team started through well timed fart jokes and hilarious dick references. It’s still available on iTunes and YouTube, although it should probably be removed from the internet. I co-produced and co-voiced the now discontinued Dead Jesters Sketch Comedy Podcast, which mocked everything including Tony Robbins, Shark Tank, Richard Branson, and more. I’m skilled at sound editing and podcast production on Adobe Audition software. My influences include South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, stand-up comedians Bill Burr and Joe Rogan, and MyPillow CEO Michael J. I started performing stand-up comedy in 2015 and have performed at venues throughout New York City and down the east coast, including Broadway Comedy Club, Dangerfield’s, The West Palm Beach Improv, The Tampa Improv, and The Tupelo in my home state of New Hampshire. I’m a comedy writer and voice over artist living in Brooklyn, NY. They’re supported by their friend Cupid, a mischievous misfit who often creates as many problems as he solves, and by their boss, Emperor Helena, the most powerful mortal in the Republic, who relies on Cornelius and Professor Centaur to fuel her monster trapping business.īetween the deadly monsters they battle on their adventures, and the constant threat of being swallowed whole by the pandemonium of Rome, what could go wrong? Luckily for the duo, they don’t have to navigate the bedlam alone.

From grain shortages and lethal plagues, to cyclopes’ uprisings and foreign invaders, the ancient city is always a hotbed of madness. Enduring the chaos of everyday life in Rome is the other.

Surviving their perilous trapping missions is only half the battle. Two ragtag monster trappers, Cornelius and Professor Centaur, collide with bloodthirsty creatures, ferocious barbarians, and scheming nobles when they are tasked with procuring the world’s most dangerous mythical beasts to fight in Rome’s gladiator games.

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