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I wonder how many hungry Americans died while didn’t really go to real space? Sure Amazon employees are forced to pee in bottles and work in inhumane conditions but at least Jeff Bezos got to ride a giant dick into space. Jeff bezos flying a dick into space is pretty sus ngl Who among us hasn’t ridden a giant dick to get over a breakup Jeff bezos BLASTED off in a giant dick today…… good morning #BlueOrigin DICKS IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!! /RximalwIzuĪND ITS NAME IS BLUE?!!? It’s baffling and also just a blatant show of wealth that he could have just used to help the world but instead spent billions of dollars to go to the EDGE of space and float for a few minutes and make jokes before coming right back home.

To help set the scene as we continue to talk about Bezos, here is a perfect song:Įverything else about billionaires going to space aside, no one could handle the particular shape of Bezos’ rocket.

We were able to fly with a piece of canvas from the Wright Flyer, so the plane that the Wright Brothers flew, we brought a piece of that canvas with us which was really powerful, as well as a bronze medallion that was made from the first hot air balloon flight in 1783, which was the first time man ever, you know, left the Earth in controlled flight so we were very thrilled to bring both of those along with us. In an insufferable move, the Bezos Bros (Mark Bezos and Jeff Bezos) went to space (barely) together and brought some “special” things with them.

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To be fair, all rockets are at least vaguely similar in shape, but Bezos’ feels like the closest to a full Dr. The Blue Origin New Shepard went up and back down in quick succession, and then had press stories going up all day that lasted longer than the actual flight. Truly, the dick jokes just write themselves at this point. The billionaire was joined by his brother Mark Bezos, pioneering female aviator Wally Funk, 82, and recent high school graduate Oliver Daemen on this flight.So Jeff Bezos has a dick-shaped spaceship-one that he rode to space on. Hard to imagine a better divorce outcome than getting 50 billion dollars and then your ex literally leaves the planet $2.7 BILLION The amount McKenzie Scott (his ex-wife) has donated this year without making a public announcement. $200 million The amount of money Jeff #Bezos just donated publicly after stepping off his rocket ship. Some people took the opportunity to take a dig at his divorce settlement. “I want to thank every Amazon employee, and every Amazon customer, because you guys paid for all this.” – Jeff Bezos /nTYcGiJ803Īmazon employees now that Jeff Bezos is in space 😂 #doge /457RXmQOKt Evil picture forming before our eyes, /oI0xI4DHOw We were all too preocuppied with calling Jeff Bezos 'Lex Luthor' that we didn't see the Dr. #JeffBezos #DrEvil #samebutdifferent /cc7pdfdhxG I posted this meme on the wrong day #JeffBezos #BlueOrigin /8E88tSLfXP

While Bezos was earlier compared with Lex Luthor, the famous DC Comics supervillain, this time he has been compared with Dr. While it was quite a historic day, netizens could not hold back from posting some hilarious memes and reactions to Bezos’ space adventure.

Bezos spent a few minutes in space along with his three crewmates and then celebrated with his family following the touchdown as Blue Origin tweeted, “Capsule, touchdown! Welcome home to #NewShepard’s first astronaut crew. World’s richest man Jeff Bezos made history on Tuesday when he blasted off from the West Texas desert aboard his company Blue Origin’s New Shepard launch vehicle for a suborbital flight.